October 11, 2008

6 Truths of Life

Patty sent the following to me:

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company.


La Gringa apologizes, too. I needed an excuse to call everyone idiots because that is my favorite word. But, hey, did you smile? Don't feel bad because I call myself an idiot more than I call other people idiots.
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